My Life In Brief

Sharm El Sheik back and forth

2006-08-06T05:30:00.000+03:00

5 nights from 1st of August to spend with my big family!!!!
25 people on a trip to sharm el sheik one of the most beautiful places in Egypt, Snorkeling, dessert safari, Bedouin nights, etc...
But with my 25 family members?? It was so messy, headache, yet fun...
Taking a flight with all of these people and my mum was a drama, since my mum has a phobia of flying since a flight accident she had 15 years ago, since the moment of take off, till landing she freaks out till the crying extend... and i really mean it...
The flight takes 50 minutes only from Cairo to sharm el sheik, felt like Kevin in home alone movie, when he was with his family in the airport and the hotel...
I was responsible of arranging everything from trips, hotel reservation, and flights too; basically I was a single traveler agency.
The trip just ended over this evening safely with lots of fun and amusement.
* been 3 times so far to sharm this year... enough ba2a

Revive and Survive

2006-07-30T18:55:00.000+03:00

Its not an action Movie name, But its my last trial to revive my webblog, I do really believe in the idea, I go through many experiences and things that I would like to share, but either stumble with my limited time, or my zahimeric memory that doesn't help that much...

Anyway here I am back after almost a year of the last update; I will try to keep up with my blogg.
Things have changed dramatically since last update I believe,
1. I am 26 years old now, not very interesting to me or other am sure.
2. I am single almost a year ago; ha ha it’s cool to be sometimes ;)
3. I am still working in ExxonMobil since Feb05, but I got promoted to be, Retail sites territory manager, Exciting :)
4. Driving my Dream Car, Convert. Peugeot 307cc
5. Buying my own apartment in Cairo - Maadi
6. Getting married in a couple of week... of course not, that’s a big lie.

Let me now announce the reviving ceremony for my blogg, yeaaa

Smart Ass (Series2)

2005-08-31T11:28:00.000+03:00

Maybe something wrong with the day but...
Today i decided to send to some of my close friend and colleuges at work some of my picture with Jennifer and suzane from sharm... Thats cool why not.
i was sending them through the lotus notes of the company. so it gave me this msg that it is a big attachment upload it on the data Base? without me reading (AGAIN) i just clicked ok . ok , ok
till it was upload it and they saw it and like it too... but what shocked me the most that i found some comments on the pictures from people that i dont know or i didnt send them anything.
i discovered lately at night while i was in the movies (withone of my good friend happen to work with me) that i upload the pictures on the database of EXXONMobil and any one in the company can access the pictures now from out lovely intranet...!
i spend my night in a bad mood, since some of these pictures doesn't suit very much uploading them on the company database.
thank god i deleted them b4 anyone important notice.. might be funny bad sad...
the learning point of these series ( i will pay attention for every single details from now on)

The smart ASS

2005-08-31T11:14:00.000+03:00

How does it feel to be one ?
mmm... really not very good.
Yesterday at 3 am i found out that i can't sleep while fideling in bed with my book "not without my daughter" so i went up roming in my cool house checking my Home theater, wow very cool.
i don't know why and i seriously question my self why have i dont the following...
i went to the Home theater bent down to check its trasnformer that changes input voltage from 220V (Egypt voltage) to 110V (USA voltage) since i bought the system from the US.
i found this very intimadating buttong on the transformer, an attractive button that can go up and down, and it was indicating 220V, without me reading or thinking for a second or knowing even why... i just changed the buttong. changed the buttong to 110V i heard very loud noise and i found my DVD home theater lights are booming and flashing and some fire works happend.
with an innocent look at the Home theater screen wondering why is it doing this... i realized that my dear Home theater that i love and i use in every thing has left our World...
after this accident i decided to read what was on the transformer, so it took me 10 second to read what indicated that i just input a voltage of 220V instead of 110V to my system.
i didnt know till now why did i do this... i just went to sleep thanking my god that it was my own home theater !!! Smart ASS...

Back after long time...

2005-08-30T11:32:00.000+03:00

Been along time since i checked my blog...
Lets say 3 month ago, by coincidence i was checking jennifer's and i though of checking mine too so i was excited by the people who still add comments in my old dusty records.
anyway breifly life was very pumpy last 6 month after i joined exxon mobil in March 2005.
its a huge experience no one can deny i have be responsible for the fuels planning and distribution in Tunisia which happend to be the toughest period in my life during lunching my first project in the company...
i used to work here with my time for more than 16 hours a day. to an extend the company booked me a hotel next to work so i dont waste time going home and coming back again. i was on duty 24 hours.. the terminal calls me anytime 4,5,6 am to ask me some Question but this stayed for july only ... but all the month
now i am responsible for Cyprus and i am back to a some how regular working environment.
i miss my life that i started getting back... but the most i miss is my GF "jennifer" i will see her soon in NY in October ...
i will try to keep my blog always updated and clean...

Live from Exxon Mobil

2005-05-25T12:16:00.000+03:00

It's been a long long time since i put anything in my weblog, but life has been changing so fast here in Egypt ... Cairo.

Currently i moved to cairo, Capital of Egypt... working now for ExxonMobil northAfrican cluster handeling the operation planning of Fuel in Tunisia.
Breaifly, Exxon Mobil is a petrolium& energy company based in Huston USA.

I live with one of my best friend Hassan geretly (saki) who happens to get a job also in Exxon Mobil.

Post Arrival by one Week

2005-01-08T14:00:00.000+02:00

After a week in Egypt I am still not satisfied, I can’t deny that I am so happy cause I am back with my 2 best friend who I consider to be my brothers, seriously they are my brothers who happen to be Nassef my business partner and Saki my bed partner, just kidding.:)
Anyway I am so happy to be back with them again we are totally different but we compliment each other.
I am not satisfied still cause we are here in Alexandria and we all believe that we should move to Cairo if we wanna grow up career wise.
It is not an easy decision especially for me and nassef since we have our business and it will be a big sacrifice despite of the fact that out company make money but we have to think in the long run and think career wise not financially.
That’s why we decided to move to Cairo in the long run and live in one apartment together. Moving or working in Cairo doesn’t excite me as much as living with these 2 bastards. I think if it happened its gonna be one of the best experience I have ever had.

Wow ! online from JFK !!!

2004-12-30T01:55:00.000+02:00

Impressed impressed impressed !!!
thats all what i can say , i just arrived here opened my laptop in the AIRport JFK and i found my self online, thats what i call fun i don't mind now waiting for my flight 10 years even. i have one hour ahead to bored. flying to Cairo Via spain...
i can't express how much tired i feel now and my back is killing me.
i left home with 2 big bag and back bag and a plastic bag has my new home theater that i bought from here.
walked till the subway, it was a miricle to be able to move all of this.
the problem that i feel that i smell bad now :) i just realized this and i am not used to this and i hate people who smell bad, hope i wont end up sitting next to a spanish Banana ;) "oh sorry jen"
many people on the street and in the subway offered to help and carried with me the bags, i love American but i don't like the Governmental sector, As Jen's mum says "i hate the fuckers"
hope i will sleep on the flight and it will me smooth, most important of all arrive safely home.
Bye New York And bye Jen i love you!

The other Side of the Coin "The United States"

2004-12-29T11:47:00.000+02:00

Never ever thought that i will be driven crazy like yesterday...
i will never forget that day when i walked in the street in short and its snowing swearing, cursing, and insulting the unties states and its system and its government and its pets even.
Yesterday was 27th of December me and Jennifer came back from Sydney after a very nice relaxing 18 days.
the flight was ok we arrived to san fransico to catch out flight to NY.
and here we started the day:
we waited in the visa and security line which wasn't long at all
me and jennifer went at the same time to the same window we presented our passport and they let jennifer go and they refered me to another window which i will never forget #31 and indian Sagi old Police man with a bombay accent started asking me strange question ahh walahy the strangest questions ever.
he held my passport and asked me:
Police guy:what is your name?
Me:i answered
Police guy: Mr. Fahim do you have a Gun on you?
Me: Shocked a gun ?! haha no
HIm: are u sure Mr.Fahim, a gun like this and he pointed at his!
Me: "Fuck maybe soneone put a gun in my back, i started to get worried"
i looked at the computer to see what is he writting.
Him: don't look on the computer you are not allowed to
Me: ok... Is there any problem
Him: no just some procedure
"by this time i swear not a single person was in the visa clearnce and security section i was alone getting refered from one window to another and thinking something definitly had happend. "may be a stupid Egyptian bombed his ass some where in the US??!?!?!"
Him: Mr.fahim have you been involved in any militant activity in your country or outside?
Me: No
him: Why?
Me "honestly i wanted to tell him you fuck head do i have to be a terrorist to make your day?" because i was expemted from my military service in my country
Him: and why were you expemted
Me: i had to explain to him the whole army procedure in Egypt.
Him: Mr fahim why are you coming to the US, I answerd. When are you leaving?, i said 2 days, he said why!? i said i was in sydney he said what were u doing in Sydney!?
i said i went with my GF: for god sake people who knows about the human right, didn't i had the right to tell him it is not your fuckin problem you fuckin dick head !??! but i can't
then i said: Sir please i am afraid to miss my flight to NY
Him, snobly said it is not a problem you can't move from here a single step till we finish.
kept asking asking and i can see jennifer got out baggage and she is looking at me as if something happend and i can;'t leave and go to tell her don't worry jen your boy friend is not a terrorist it is just procedure, i am a VIP so they want to welcome me.
Bottom line Fuck the US system and if anyone has anything to say about it, i don't know what to tell him or her to do, but he/she can read between the lines. i came here to spend some money and to have fun not to be miss treated and many tourists like me helps alot in building and sustaining the American Economy, anyway fuck it and suck it too :) hahah i am litte angry
we barely cought out flight to NY after we were told we missed it and the airline after i explained to them what happend they said: IT IS NOT OUR PROBLEM, YOU WHERE LATE...
a7a, sorry ya3nee luck us cause it was snowing the flight got delayed after bording and they let us run litraly run to the gates throw our baggage jump in the plain me and jen sweating taking our breath.
ahhhh. thanks god
we arrived to NY waiting for our lugagae no luggage ok an hour... no luggage bardo.
filed a baggage claim.
United rep: sorry sir you will get your bag delivered tom morning by 6 am i was like wow thank you...
hahaha i am the Egyptian who took on his Afa from Americans hahah i admit it to learn from it.
it didn't arrive jen left to chicago without some of her stuff.
but me?? i have a flight 29th to Cairo and i have all my stuff on this bag
they finally called at 4pm
sir can you come and get the bag cause we have a problem with out shipping company.
at this point my nose was winckling and sparkling and some piggy noises started to occur
hahaha after the last night going back home in short cause that what i was wearing on the flight thinking i will change in the airport after i get my bag, and people looking at me thinking that i am a stupid forginer its fuckin snowing and fucking cold i swear to god i was in pain, you Bitchesss i am gonna get you bad, but how ??? will i hijack a flight ?? hahaha lol but practically this is the only way to piss them off . " this is a job for any FBI guy, ok i am just kidding hehe ::))))) "
i went all the way back to JFK haha and people who have been to NY they know how had and shit is to go to JFK and on a subway
so i p[aied like 20 $ 2 ways and on the way there it was very cold and snowing and i dont have anything heavy to wear and i am freezing, so unfortuantly i had to wear my girlfriend girly brown ugh Boots, and that was it ROUDY AND THE UGH BOOT, Thank you America.

Bondi Beach and the Water Taxi

2004-12-15T08:04:00.000+02:00

This morning me and jen headed to a beautiful beach kind of out of the city, it is called Bondi beach it is one of the famous Beaches in Sydney, Jen’s mum was with us and it was my first experience to the pacific ocean, I just touched the water and I felt I fell in an ICE BERG (compared to the Mediterranean in summer) I couldn’t swim and of course jen’s mum made fun of me for hours and days, but I had to prove to my self and everyone that I can swim in the ocean so I found on the beach that pool that has ocean water so I stepped step by step inside slowly screaming from the cold till I took a dip then I went out sitting in the sunning, they advice me to put sun block but I was, hey hey I am from Egypt I am the beach boy, they kept telling me take care cause Sydney has a big ozone hole over it, and I was trust me Egypt is such an ozone hole actually.
In and hour I found my shoulders and back sizzling and I found my self almost light black, so I had to put cream and shit cause I was almost burned.
One of the big reason that I didn’t want to swim in the pacific ocean especially in Australia that it is known by Sharks and after hearing Jen’s mum sharing with us her Shark story on Bondi Beach it was impossible to try it even, jen kept making fun of me and saying it never happens it never happens.
Lucky me on the next next day we heard that a shark has eaten a teenager from Sydney beach, so I was so glad that I didn’t swim that day, it could ve been me, maybe I would taste better for the shark J
Then 2 of our close friend arrived to Sydney and we went to meet them, their were Mariah one of our very good friend from Malta, and her boy Friend Hoy one of jen’s close friend from Australia.
We met and we went to Sydney harbor it has amazing variety of bars and restaurants on the bay and we found this water taxi that can take you on a cruise for an hour to see Sydney harbor and to go out in the open ocean seeing boats and famous people houses and boats so it was exciting. While waiting for the taxi we noticed such a strange body!!! we don’t know if she is a girl or a guy she look like a guy but she is wearing a girly swimming custom and she is top less and she has boobs but she doesn’t look like a girl though. Then she jumped in the water in a place prohibiting swimming so every one even the guards were astonished then she went up starting playing Kong fu by her self and at this point I realized either she smokes crack or she is fucked up in the head but it was good to see this and experience it too!

Arrived to sydney

2004-12-11T08:02:00.000+02:00

Today we arrived me and jen to Sydney at 7am after a 24 hour flying, it didn’t take us more than 10 minutes to finish the customs and visa procedure the people are nice and warmer than in new York which gave me a good impression, of course jen forced me to throw the food I have since as she said I am not allowed to bring to the country any food which happen to be a couple of sandwiches J but its jen anyway
We found Jen’s Dad; mum and best friend denies waiting for us.
I ve only met Denise before for 10 minutes in Germany conference in August 2004
Anyway I was worried in the beginning about meeting jen’s parent especially her mum cause I really heard a lot about how difficult she is, which turned out after a while to be the sweatiest, funniest and coolest Irish character I ve met in my life, she is hilarious and so funny with her Irish Accent especially when she say fack as fuck and Jesus when she get disgusted of something.
None the less I was suffering from a severe jetlag that made me feel the whole day as if I am on a boat in a rough ocean. But we stayed awake that day till night so we can balance.
Anyway we went home dropped our bags and jen’s mum took us out for breakfast at an amazing beach called googe beach and I had bacon and eggs as I love it.
The view was really amazing and I felt home I don’t know why but maybe because of the sea which remind me a lot with Alexandria my city in Egypt.
You know all Coastal Cities look like each other in a way or another.
We went for a quick shopping I am with Jean, Jennifer’s mum in the car and Jennifer with Denise her best friend.
We had couple of talked about the culture in Egypt and how does she think Egypt is, and I found out that she is a typical Irish lady that would think Egypt is a dessert and we treat our women badly also because she read the book “not without my daughter” about a girl who got married in the Arab world and suffered a lot.
We went back home and I feel terrible because I am still tired from the jet lag.
That night we slept by 9:30 pm
Sydney is such an amazing city with its people especially they are so worm and nice, but still to be honest NYC is my favorite which I seriously feel home don’t ask me why. This fact doesn’t please jen so much.
The impression I got about Sydney so far that it is a mix of Western and eastern culture actually from the side of food and people attitude, but it is fullllll of cockroaches they are every where the fuckers, “ I hate the fackers” as jen’s mum says, while it is the cleanest city I ve seen in my life.

Pre Sydney Trip

2004-12-07T05:09:00.000+02:00

It’s the night I am traveling to Sydney 7th of December and I think I ve discovered something about my self which I don’t like.
I think I have phobia from flying specially after experiencing flying inside the United States on small flight and in terrible weather, god I hate this (as jen’s mum says)
I can’t sleep and I won’t sleep actually and I bought this sleeping bill so it knocks me off on the flight I hope it will be ok. This flight is 24 hours flying
6 hours from New York to San Francisco and San Francisco to Sydney 15 hours.
I always have this shitty dreams and sick though of my flight crashing and I don’t believe I would arrive safely and it is strange because I only discovered this after my trip inside the us and after I read part of the commission report about September 11.
Anyway hope it will be ok.

Thanks giving Hollydays in Minneapolis

2004-12-02T05:07:00.000+02:00

After a lot of thinking about where to spend the thanks giving holydays which is 5 days, and jen will be visiting her brother Keith in Ireland that happens that not seen him from 2 year ago.
I had the chance to visit my uncle in Seattle, or my mum’s family in Chicago or my beloved friend and former U.S Trainees in Egypt and one of them worked with me in my company attention.
They were Holly and Kait. I preferred to spend this holyday with them because I am sure that staying with friend better than staying with family 100 times I am sure while staying with family will save you so much money but I love my friend.
Anyway despite that my flight was terrible I had such a good time and scary time too.
It happen that couple of days b4 my flight I started reading a novel for Stephen king Called Pet Sematary and of course its scary, “Sweet” but I didn’t except to find the story in reality when I arrive to Minneapolis to meet with holly in the airport and I tell her about my amazing novel and how this guy found a grave yard in his back yard.
And Minneapolis was kind of very cold so dark on the high way and the high way looks really scary, so I found holly laughing in a mysterious way and look at me surprising me with the worst news that I didn’t need to know J
Roudy we have found a grave yard in our backyard…!
Of course my response was like in the movies “shocked accompanied by what the fuckkkkk!!! You are kidding me right? and holly was laughing so hard, and I went like holly seriously I am not kidding now are u joking and she said no I swear we found coincidently a grave yard in our back yard for a 19 years old guy who died 1918 and his name is Claudio!
And I was oh my god I wasn’t really looking for something like this.
I arrived we had something to eat at night and we stayed for a while and I had the chance to watch snow the first time in my life, Minneapolis is the coldest place I ve been to since it was -20C by this time and say say that this is not cold yet.
I met one of Kait and holly best friends her name is Amy she is such a sweet and funny girl. We had a blast all the days and night mainly eating we ate so so much I don’t know why but we were eating all the time.
We went also for some cool night clubs and I had the chance to see part of the real American culture not similar at all to the cosmopolitan Culture in New York.
I spend 5 nights at kait and holly house and I am really great full for the great fund they gave to me ;) haha.

Thanks giving Lunch

2004-11-15T05:05:00.000+02:00

Today is Sunday the week before thanks giving which should be on 25th of November, and we headed to the AIESEC office to have thanks giving lunch with all the LC member and executive bored of AIESEC in NY.
Every one should have brought a dish, so I and jen cooked something so strange which happens to be fried rice with some broccoli and vegetable.
Paul and Sarah on Jen MC/ team cooked a whole turkey which took like 6 hours to be done and they were late for us to have lunch. And way the table were full of amazing dishes cause the people over there where from many different countries like, US,Egypt,Mexico,Colombia,Poland, etc…
So I pigged out and I ate like a monster especially these polish waffles it was greattt.

Splash BAR

2004-11-06T05:03:00.000+02:00

Splash bar, a nice bar name. But …
One day Jennifer and all her team decided to go to splash for the happy hour from 7 pm and lucky me it happens to be the gayest bard ever seen in my life.
Haha it is a really gay bar, the bar tenders are top naked without T-shirt and they have this kind of well built body and every one there “gay” checking them and trying to be sweet with them, even George one of Jens team mate who is gay find the bar tender so hot, by the way George is one of the amazing guys that I ve met in New York he is so fun really.
The fact that I was in a gay bard didn’t bother me or annoy me at all, the fact that I asked jen and the George to go their actually to have the experience, but ….
I didn’t except my ass to be grabbed by a gay, this wasn’t one of my expectations that I am looking for neither feeling that I am being checked out by some guys who happen to be gays.
Anyway this is all happened but I kind felt sick after a while and I kept asking jen to stay with me so I don’t give the chance to anyone, oh I mean any gay to have hopes or any shit I kept holding jen’s hand while watching guys kissing and different things like this happening in front of my, I really like the experience so much but for sure I don’t like to repeat it again.
But it was something I will never forget.
Splaaaash!!!

Elections And Halloween

2004-11-03T05:08:00.000+02:00

New York is having such a busy time because of 2 important even,
the Halloween
the Presidential Election
as for the Halloween it was on the 31st of October some of our friend traveled to Madison to take place of the biggest Halloween parade in the United states, but me and Jennifer preferred saving this money which is up to 400$ to spend them in NY on something else, and we went for the Halloween parade in NY which is for me is was so cool and big.
Everyone that night was dressed up in something every single person in the street you couldn’t even separate the real cops from the fake ones.
Me and Jennifer were wearing boxers, mine was a Halloween custom with a Halloween face at the front pocket saying pick a boo J and Jennifer was wearing santa clause boxer and his rest of the costumes.
Some people were naked and coloring all their body in a color
For sure poor George bush was the dummy of the election as many people were disguised in him and of course with very funny and aggressive messages. We went and had fun in the parade and came back home to sleep to start watching the presidential debated the next day, of course NY is such a Democrats which is blue states , mean Kerry supporters so I was the only Arabic, and Even among American that I ve met in New York who was supporting George W bush.
Even My GF was strongly against Bush like the rest.
I don’t know why I was sure that bush will make it and I even bet with every single one I met with so much confidence I don’t know how I was that sure, especially after the stupid Bin laden announcing that Kerry is bad too but he is Better than Bush, so it doesn’t need an asshole to understand that for sure Mr. Ben doesn’t really care about America and the American Well Faire J so this made people who were confused decide to vote for bush I think.
The next night which is the night of counting the ballets we went to watch the count In a bar we were having drinks, and every time they announce that this state has more votes to Kerry every one say yeaa, and I say bugger and then they announce that the other state has more voted for bush and I go yeaaa and everyone looks at me as if I am a crazy Psycho.
Anyway the election is over and Bush made it again, and I still believe he is good with all my respect for my friends who doesn’t like him.
“I am sure so many people will hate me for this”

Eating,shopping and life in NY

2004-10-31T04:00:00.000+02:00

Oh well oh well, Eating and shopping in New York is amazing.
I think it is the best place to shop from it is cheap and expensive don’t ask me how cause it’s a long story. anything you think of I am sure you would find in NY specially Manhattan 100% for eating it is such a hard choice cause easy to get vitnamease,chinease,japanease,thai,Spanish,Turkish,etc….. In your area it’s kind of crazy but I love this. Me and jen having been going to this Vietnamese restaurant that I love its called lannam its on 3rd Avenue intersection 28th street and I love their sweet and sour pork its fabulous! If anyone of you is going to NY one day you have to pay a visit especially for lunch.
If you like all what you eat Japanese you should head to 32nd between Avenue of the Americas and 5th Avenue its called minado, yummy it’s more than 10 types of sushi and all kind of Japanese food. Is you like Asian you should head there.
If you need any help there feel free to contact jen and she will take you around JBut while leaving in the best city in the world from my point of view, nothing is perfect it is such a rats city, it is dirty and full of rats every where especially in the subway, so people who doesn’t like rats be coutious you might be exposed to them any time, rather than that enjoy the lovely city.

Me, The Gym, And the Fag

2004-10-24T07:19:00.000+02:00

What an amazing Gym!!!on the 18th of October after my arrival by 3 days, Me, Jen and Jill (our friend and jen room mate) went to this fabulous gym to make a member ship there its called bally gym, it wow 4 floor all what you can imagine in a gym is there.Anyway we discovered the first problem was that the member of this gym has a problem with nudity :) !!!which mean they really enjoy mingling around in the changing rooms naked and you can see all what you want freely and they would give you a nice smile too while drying all hair they have on their body by the hair dryer and looking in the mirror, that is so yalky seriously especially for me and jen , jen comes from Australia a kind of conservative nudity culture and I come from Egypt haha :) I don't have to continue then.the problem wasn't this only the big problem was with me by then, cause 4 days later I discovered that to population of the gym from man lets say 50% gays at least and I don't have any problem with them as long that they are on their own and I am on my own, but I discovered this by having nice greeting in the changing room and question like hey nice pant where did u get it from and are you Italian ? and I say no why they say cause of your hair and body show this and shit like these, the funny time there was this Asian Fag that I cant say about him except fag was complementing me on my cloth in the changing room and he asked me what am I doing in NY I though he will ask me out or something so I was like I am just visiting cause I miss my girlfriend so much and I repeated girl friend girl friend girl friend cause I though maybe this will zap him away, but in a while I was in the whirl pool (Jacuzzi) and I found him and his fagot friend with me giving me smiles and shit like this and opening conversations so I told them I have to go and I left cursing the Us and my self and my roots too hahah, I never been chased b4 especially by men, and believe me it is not nice or funny it is pretty annoying.Once again for my gay friend I don't have anything against you I love you all :) hahah

Welcome To New York

2004-10-17T03:29:00.000+02:00

Bling bling bling …! Welcome to New York
Just for your information you will need minimum of 1 to 2 hours waiting in a long line to enter the dream land “usa” bullshit J
Before that you will be asked the smartest questions every by the visa officer.
Why are you coming to the us(with a frown on the face)?
When are you planning to leave the US (implies when are you planning to fuck off here J ) mmm, hospitality J
Where are you staying ( implies are you a homeless shit like your brother and friends !!!)
Haha none the less your finger tips has to get scanned by the finger print scanner and saved on their computer also accompanied with your photo which is taken by a camera on the spot too.
Then they let you in after you feel that you were involved in a terrorist attack combined with drugs dealing.
Luck me I was bless by a nice smiley officer this time who told me wow you are from Egypt, I guessed I will be told go back home honey but she said ahhh I am coming to Egypt next summer, and of course I took the chance to advertise and market Egypt pretty well and I dropped her my business card and for the first time I was asked how long do you want to stay, is 6 month ok!!! And I was like wow J so I took the chance to be arrogant and I told her no 2 month is enough cause I will be going to Sydney with my GF so I ve got 3 month and she promised she will call when she comes to Egypt. That’s great though.
Welcome to NY.

Introduction

2004-10-15T13:35:00.000+02:00

Dear friend, brothers, and sisters,yes it’s me, and my Web blog and yes I am one of the people who used to think that the idea of a web blog is so trendy and trashy.but after my arrival to the united states on the 15th of October 2004 and the no. of incidental experience that I vet gone through, I decided that I should have a kind of memory which I can keep in it my cool and "not cool" memories, in a way I can access it when I grow up older and at the same time for my friends who might be interested to know about part of my life especially for who of you know how volatile is my memory, so I decided to include and write about my strange, unique and interesting stories which happens to me, since my trip to the states. Although the first few posting will be about important event to me happened b4 15/10/2004 and I would like to mention them.Just don't overestimate what are you about to read, cause I am not the Sinbad or Papai the Sailor, I am just a normal guy like anyone of you, so sit back and relax hope my blog will give u a cool thrill and will succeed to put a smile on your Face. Maybe you learn something out of it someday !